Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Global Warming SCORE 183
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Twist! SCORE 138
So you like metal? SCORE 144
I would watch this SCORE 110
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Self control SCORE 100
English is weird. SCORE 95
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Liz… SCORE 123
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Not today. SCORE 205
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
How weather works SCORE 68
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Should you trust people? SCORE 78