If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Me and my trainer. SCORE 115
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
How slavery began. SCORE 73
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth. SCORE 445
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Uncanny SCORE 150
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Batman? SCORE 138
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
