Little boy needed to know if Obama’s hair was actually like his own. SCORE 165
16 year olds are competing in the Olympics and I still look at my Mum when the Doctor asks what’s wrong SCORE 98
When you’re driving away and hear your dog crying in the house SCORE 60
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
Tolkien Died In 1973. Reverse It And You Get 3791 SCORE 125
Mr Darcy has been sighted SCORE 160
Long day. SCORE 111
The Gold SCORE 129
Meanwhile, at Target… SCORE 147
Time SCORE 51
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
Many of the worlds great swimmers never got to compete… SCORE 92
Here’s Some Serious Advice SCORE 173
Roasted. SCORE 131
Goldilocks and the Relationship Analysts SCORE 203
Imagine Donald Trump winning SCORE 160
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 86
That pottery scene from Ghost except… SCORE 59
Being an adult SCORE 93
I love watching the Olympics SCORE 143
I don’t plan. SCORE 117
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
Worst first date SCORE 122
Forever a class act in times of trouble SCORE 166
Margot Robbie insulting Will Smith SCORE 111
When no one notices your haircut SCORE 112
I want to be where the people aren’t SCORE 76
accurate SCORE 95
I’m a potato SCORE 44
A Step By Step To Explaining Gay Marriage SCORE 69
Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91
Type A vs type B smell the flowers SCORE 172
