Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 54
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Zing SCORE 70
Superior move! SCORE 83
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 104
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
King of the forest. SCORE 62
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Yasqueen SCORE 50
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 62
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60