Tested on animals! SCORE 318
Changed your Facebook status. SCORE 257
You never get over being shot in the head. SCORE 333
The color of freedom. SCORE 282
Tom Cruise wins. SCORE 162
Lady Troopers. SCORE 201
I just want someone who… SCORE 203
The only reason for time. SCORE 238
What you want at that age. SCORE 297
The Ovengers. SCORE 248
Thermalchromatic urinal. SCORE 241
A homing pigeon! SCORE 264
This is my jam! SCORE 257
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 215
Scumbag cats. SCORE 195
The cutest dictator. SCORE 137
If a deep sea diver’s pump fails. SCORE 170
I know that feel bro. SCORE 304
The truth. SCORE 259
How do you answer the phone? SCORE 311
A matter of perspective. SCORE 357
Are we there yet? SCORE 197
A message from your kids’ teachers. SCORE 162
Sharks aren’t so bad… SCORE 286
Ten feet closer to the sun. SCORE 460
Lasers are amazing. SCORE 266
Every 60 seconds in Africa. SCORE 251
I give top-koality hugs. SCORE 147
Free bungee jumping. SCORE 255
Past-me vs. present-me. SCORE 179
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey. SCORE 200
Table juggling is awesome. SCORE 176
