My wife recently turned 30. She did not appreciate Google Assistant's joke today. SCORE 68
The only logical choice SCORE 84
Nice hat, bud. SCORE 66
Dumbledore takes it too far SCORE 135
If I still fits, I still sits SCORE 141
TED, WHAT HAPPENED!?!? BILLLLLL SCORE 55
He's got a point SCORE 101
As An American, I Have To Agree SCORE 207
Murica. SCORE 160
How I start each day. SCORE 158
Don't deny it SCORE 172
One of life's great questions SCORE 61
My fall sweater body is ready. SCORE 115
How Beyoncé got her strength. SCORE 227
True Story SCORE 131
Good guy HTC SCORE 223
Goat physics SCORE 88
Atheist And Christians Are Alike SCORE 174
When Captain Hook plays "Guess Who?" SCORE 120
Don't do it SCORE 112
They told me I could be anything... SCORE 234
Little fluffy sheeps SCORE 101
Jedi kittens. SCORE 241
I was just, learning to love. SCORE 78
It's Hilarious Every Time SCORE 86
I know more than you. SCORE 93
Wasn't expecting that... SCORE 314
Seems like a bit much but OK SCORE 66
Oreo abuse. SCORE 221
Jerry is here SCORE 162
Breathing fruit. SCORE 184
Anatomy of a song. SCORE 259
