Buildings in Hong Kong have large holes built into them so that dragons can fly through as they travel from the mountains to the sea. SCORE 25
I ordered an Espresso, not a Depresso SCORE 22
Forget Spring, anyway. SCORE 19
You can always bank on Santa. SCORE 21
we’ve all done it SCORE 23
You can put a frame on anything, it turns out. SCORE 22
It’s the most, wonderful time of the year… SCORE 24
Fake arse babies, anyway. SCORE 20
Modern problems… SCORE 15
Fun with snow! SCORE 20
Good luck out there! SCORE 23
Meeting new friends can be. SCORE 28
You must learn to contain the [h]anger. SCORE 32
GOTTT’EEEEM SCORE 26
OHHH WAH AH AH AH SCORE 19
5G harms people, confirmed. SCORE 18
My disappointment is immeasurable. SCORE 21
My body is ready… SCORE 14
C is for cookie and that’s good enough for Christ SCORE 21
You are my weirdo. SCORE 30
Live a little! SCORE 32
Hey guy. SCORE 16
Kids are ninjas. SCORE 16
You can’t slick by this Mom… SCORE 28
I want to break everything… SCORE 15
Paparazzi taking pictures of Bill Clinton’s cat… SCORE 17
I’ll take things you haven’t had to worry about for 2020… SCORE 18
1950s prison chess set – made out of toilet paper, dried bread and shoe polish. SCORE 24
Think’n ’bout ‘chu SCORE 20
Nice texture pack, bro. SCORE 17
Luke got the short end of the stick. SCORE 18
Chill bro.. SCORE 21
