Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Did you know? SCORE 233
Oops. SCORE 241
Rub some bacon on it. SCORE 119
Scumbag sea turtles. SCORE 240
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Dear Bell & Yellow Pages. SCORE 215
On the one hand. SCORE 126
I love a man with a brain. SCORE 109
Every time. SCORE 182
Cotton candy like a boss. SCORE 168
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Misunderstood shark. SCORE 150
One of us won’t be leaving here alive. SCORE 218
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
Sky’s the limit. SCORE 186
Bros before Marios. SCORE 187
I > You. SCORE 272
Mister Rogers remixed. SCORE 226
Soup remains your safest choice. SCORE 209
Cinnamon Toast Crunch rap. SCORE 126
They know! SCORE 312
You might be disappointed. SCORE 303
The greatest mistake you can make. SCORE 139
Cats are jerks. SCORE 152
You’re wrong and I hate you. SCORE 158
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Monotony will kill you. SCORE 244
Truth. SCORE 239
Tough call. SCORE 238
Pianists in Paris. SCORE 96
