They know the truth. SCORE 78
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
Star Wars logic SCORE 64
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
he said, "why" SCORE 100
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Never sink SCORE 146
Clever restaurant booths SCORE 94
Bioluminescent beach SCORE 99
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
WWJD? SCORE 96
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Some Guy Is So Intent On Spoiling Game Of Thrones SCORE 116
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88