The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Real American hero SCORE 41
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Proceed SCORE 30
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Fatality SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
