Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Freeze. SCORE 207
I choose you! SCORE 274
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
I’m Batman! SCORE 281
Microwave: SCORE 183
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
I get it now. SCORE 233
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Every song. SCORE 101
I’m a towel. SCORE 344
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Ummm… SCORE 214
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
