i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
cute winking cat SCORE 19
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
help, i woke up SCORE 32
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
no SCORE 23
muggle born SCORE 14
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
space facts on your back SCORE 37
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
