How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Like a boss. SCORE 288
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Logic. SCORE 188
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Like a boss. SCORE 222
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Getting older. SCORE 142
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
