The anteater panda. SCORE 138
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Accurate. SCORE 257
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Finally. SCORE 345
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
