this is why i drink SCORE 29
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
english burn SCORE 27
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
hi friend! SCORE 31
i have layers SCORE 33
call the fire department SCORE 4
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
definitely a dog SCORE 46
back to bed! SCORE 19
excuse me SCORE 19
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
an impossible task SCORE 20
i always spill SCORE 17
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
who’s in? SCORE 34
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
clever SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
i’m canceling SCORE 9
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
