
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150

Seems Off…. SCORE 154

Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82

My older brother SCORE 62

Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111

Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side SCORE 73

I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 117

Yo mama jokes SCORE 162

Finish him SCORE 90

She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138

Cats do make sense. SCORE 121

MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96

GIMME SCORE 116

Something we can all get behind SCORE 115

Reporting for zips SCORE 132

Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 116

Mondays… SCORE 105

…. I gotta go SCORE 82

Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 214

A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138

Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106

identical twins cribs SCORE 110

This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55

Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99

We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68

I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161

One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86

new girlfriend? SCORE 77

Me in the Gym SCORE 90

What are they saying about you? SCORE 129

And here we go. SCORE 64

Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136