the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
waiting six minutes is technically later SCORE 39
this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14
easiest decision of her life SCORE 16
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 24
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17
Completionists understand SCORE 28
in case you thought it was called a hole bowl SCORE 22
you’re staring at the answer – this parchment in your hands SCORE 25
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
this! i need one! SCORE 3
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
there is also a dog SCORE 29
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
talk about adding insult to injury SCORE 20
you have to take a picture before you can eat… SCORE 11
at least 12 earths can fit in the sun SCORE 32
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 19
it’s all about the perspective SCORE 29
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
catnip and chill SCORE 18
the technology to google your own mind cant be that far away SCORE 21
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
what will you be when you’re 100 years old SCORE 29
