turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
it’s perfect SCORE 21
i like bananas SCORE 9
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
did i stutter? SCORE 12
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
every segment on the news SCORE 14
is this satire? SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
zero traction SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
slap them SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
accidental beauty SCORE 31
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
cats find a way SCORE 23
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
