Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Self control SCORE 100
Not today. SCORE 205
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Liz… SCORE 123
Twist! SCORE 138
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Global Warming SCORE 183
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
English is weird. SCORE 95
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
So you like metal? SCORE 144
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Miscommunication SCORE 88
I would watch this SCORE 110
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108