If it fits, I sits. SCORE 224
Like a boss. SCORE 244
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
Do go on… SCORE 192
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Crap. SCORE 246
LOL. SCORE 231
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
It’s true. SCORE 163
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
My hobby. SCORE 188
Imagine. SCORE 366
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Yes. SCORE 285
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
