The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The power of barking SCORE 18
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The Twortle SCORE 142
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
2pactopus SCORE 113
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Accurate. SCORE 146
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Same thing… SCORE 21
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193