don’t tell mom SCORE 24
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
burns so good SCORE 4
go back to c SCORE 25
tongue twister SCORE 19
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
loin king SCORE 27
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
i’m the joke SCORE 19
borcester shot SCORE 26
gestures vaguely SCORE 26
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
everything else sucks SCORE 16
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
time is of the essence SCORE 17
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
always screaming SCORE 5
the world is gonna roll me SCORE 31
dirty talk SCORE 21
extra crust SCORE 27
got it SCORE 19
did you hear the honk? SCORE 26
holy dog SCORE 20
happy birthday! SCORE 19
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
the pope SCORE 15
not even mad SCORE 26
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17