What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
I yawned! SCORE 10
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Bang! SCORE 194
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Wrong Show SCORE 192
step brothers SCORE 2
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
BROFIST SCORE -2
Birthdays… SCORE 11
Run for your life SCORE 218
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
How is this possible? SCORE 277
