Glenn Close is starting to look like Mrs. Doubtfire SCORE 45
Leave The Kid Alone SCORE 158
How is that a compliment? SCORE 215
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
I am aware of the effect I have on women. SCORE 69
Kids get a $2 discount if they read a book aloud to this barber in Michigan while he sorts them out SCORE 148
A list of a few things I care about. SCORE 70
Someone really loves their Nutella. SCORE 151
Kid logic. SCORE 134
Define normal SCORE 169
Let them free. SCORE 22
My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114. SCORE 153
Wet Willy SCORE 63
No assembly required SCORE 42
mosquitos has no respect SCORE 41
Who's Idea was it anyway? SCORE 190
never give up SCORE 39
I bought my hamster a bed SCORE 58
Don't screw up your second chance. SCORE 1328
terrible at making small talk SCORE 42
When you put it like that... SCORE 24
My amputee brother didn't appreciate his Christmas present SCORE 167
The Fandoms SCORE 208
The grass is always greener. SCORE 51
As an introvert, I can relate. SCORE 155
The lion and the...dog. SCORE 187
I can make it talk. SCORE 190
In pizza we trust. SCORE 36
A few reasons why Google is awesome. SCORE 206
Looks aren't important. SCORE 174
Real men surf. SCORE 189
The last supper SCORE 144
