The punniest of the United States. SCORE 156
You Need A Best Friend Named Sam SCORE 165
Every single January 1. SCORE 122
Take the money! SCORE 224
My school tried locking us out of the bathrooms. Retaliation followed. SCORE 81
Our professor wears his hat and cape every time he conducts an experiment SCORE 96
Every damn time SCORE 91
Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams? SCORE 190
How To Correctly Explain Reading SCORE 59
Say no more, fam... SCORE 66
Everyone is getting shot SCORE 50
Scumbag Play-Doh. SCORE 211
Buzz? SCORE 325
Dem oils are hitting. Can you feel it!? SCORE 75
But seriously though…. SCORE 45
Soldier carried his service dog down a mountain because it was 117 degrees and the rocks were burning his paws. SCORE 155
Bond. Ionic Bond. SCORE 103
I want to go to there. SCORE 281
You're doing it right. SCORE 377
I have morning problems. SCORE 79
High School Reunions SCORE 132
Golden Retrievers Are The Best SCORE 159
Cross section of a commercial airplane SCORE 40
Nine different flavor combinations! SCORE 218
Now that's how it's done SCORE 112
Morning Grumpiness SCORE 89
Suspicious deer is suspicious. SCORE 249
Because Reasons SCORE 220
Burnnn! SCORE 177
A battered lil' joey. SCORE 231
Pasta sugar in Philly SCORE 56
Culinary inequality. SCORE 231
