Whenever I go to Lowe’s. SCORE 117
Nick Offerman dropping think bombs SCORE 186
He doesn’t even know what’s going on. SCORE 12
Meh, still counts SCORE 8
Canadian mailbox. SCORE 136
That ought to work… SCORE 17
Poor on inequality vs. Rich on inequality SCORE 275
Swirl Faucet SCORE 191
Jonah Hill meeting Morgan Freeman SCORE 278
I will do a lot of things… SCORE 170
Peter Pan. SCORE 12
Inspiration by Dr. O’neil. SCORE 106
Modern day parenting. SCORE 5
Tiny brontosauruses SCORE 221
Un-motivational posters for introverts. SCORE 11
Present and Future Macklemore SCORE 5
Mixing oil and water. SCORE 8
Charlize Theron is African American. SCORE 18
Emma Watson on equality. SCORE 222
I would need some popcorn. SCORE 15
Forrest Gump is in Google Street View? SCORE 17
Clueless moms. SCORE 13
Mondays aren’t so bad… SCORE 11
Crying on the inside. SCORE 13
I thought it was over! SCORE 13
For maximum pain SCORE 12
Choices, choices… SCORE 4
Christmas is coming. SCORE 1
17 of the funniest lies parents told their kids SCORE 13
Snapple’s getting pretty deep SCORE 142
‘Murica. SCORE 5
Whenever I get low on money. SCORE 170
