Commander Crunch. My whole life is a lie. SCORE 77
I saw a passenger knitting and asked if she could knit me a hat. SCORE 106
Calvin’s take on God SCORE 46
Husky and Golden Retriever Mix SCORE 155
Mr. Rogers will always inspire me SCORE 165
How to make sushi SCORE 22
Comments on the Internet be like SCORE 78
When I’m old. SCORE 86
OK. Fine. Hillary, I guess. SCORE 112
Brutally honest fitness trainer. SCORE 42
I would watch this SCORE 129
When the waiter takes your plate and you weren’t finished SCORE 50
This pun is delicious. SCORE 102
World’s best dad SCORE 106
Come on Jesus, get with the program. SCORE 59
When you google a test question SCORE 89
Applying For A Job Nowadays SCORE 94
Feeling Bad vs. Feeling Good SCORE 69
When You Finish A Series On Netflix… SCORE 87
I experienced magic in Central Park today SCORE 154
The more you know SCORE 156
So, more rape? SCORE 101
Drove past an Arby’s today and had this stunning revelation SCORE 72
A Steam Engine Boiler Explosion Looks Nothing Like I’d Imagined SCORE 117
To get to the other side SCORE 126
Sesame Street Classic Paintings SCORE 54
When A Kid Asks You Why The Sky Is Blue SCORE 103
When I die… SCORE 106
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
How to properly devil eggs SCORE 73
The Pros And The Cons Of Having Curly Hair SCORE 95
When I come home smelling like another dog SCORE 92