The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Worth a try. SCORE 78
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Worth a try. SCORE 125
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
