Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
I GUESS SCORE 45
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Mama no. SCORE 52
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
+ cry. SCORE 118
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Are you even real? SCORE 113
