
Birds aren’t even real. SCORE 29

You sit on a throne of lies. SCORE 30

Have you not had the pleasure of hearing the horsie twang SCORE 24

More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27

Genetically encoded sentences… SCORE 25

mother nature is about weird. SCORE 36

Get it, SCORE 29

Iceland does not want to deal with your financial decisions. SCORE 32

Seeking the calm in the storm. SCORE 32

It’s string theory. SCORE 24

Temuera Morrison, obviously. SCORE 26

Clearly the people can’t like you that much, Joey. SCORE 25

Dream big. SCORE 14

When life mimics art. SCORE 28

The forbidden color group. SCORE 34

False alarm… SCORE 27

The lorde hath’ spoken. SCORE 39

Dads these days, amiright? SCORE 34

Dynamic Passwords are a problem. SCORE 27

Monolith mystery revealed SCORE 22

*feels annoyed* SCORE 28

It’s so crazy it just might work… SCORE 32

Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20

Scott you ignorant slut… SCORE 31

My eyes are tingling… SCORE 38

Aren’t you a special boy… SCORE 31

Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35

Canines, everywhere. SCORE 28

A foolproof plan SCORE 27

2020 Family trips on a budget! SCORE 13

Elementary, really. SCORE 35

Just language things… SCORE 25