People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Brofish SCORE 75
Password problems SCORE 73
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
Heavenly cute! SCORE 78
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 76
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 80
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
Even now, confinement seems much more punishing than solitude. SCORE 64
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
Coachella SCORE 55
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
Disappointment SCORE 50
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
