you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
Good luck breeding those lions! SCORE 31
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
nature is healing SCORE 29
muggle born SCORE 15
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
how to make lacroix at home and save money SCORE 22
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
a true work of art SCORE 13
texagons SCORE 23
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
space facts on your back SCORE 37
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the council has convened. SCORE 15
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
no SCORE 23
