I love you. SCORE 20
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Ladies… SCORE 173
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Please be troll. SCORE 194
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
How people see me. SCORE 234
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
New books. SCORE 200
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Accurate. SCORE 258
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
