memes cure everything SCORE 10
i just love food too much SCORE 21
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
my next hobby SCORE 13
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
this is entertainment SCORE 8
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
medical mystery SCORE 25
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
smells like sadness SCORE 16
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
now i really do know SCORE 22
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
very subtle SCORE 17
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
happens all the time SCORE 26
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21