I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Problem solved SCORE 42
My resume lied SCORE 30
What year is ist? SCORE 34
The end is nigh SCORE 39
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Stress relief SCORE 45
Flying first class SCORE 24
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
My dream day SCORE 24
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
request denied SCORE 30
It’s for your own good SCORE 25