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10%2F10%2C+would+eat.
10/10, would eat.
SCORE 135
I+used+to+be+boring.
I used to be boring. SCORE 258
Missing+persons.
Missing persons. SCORE 154
Please+be+kidding%26%238230%3B
Please be kidding… SCORE 287
In+case+of+fire.
In case of fire. SCORE 118
French+toast.
French toast. SCORE 103
ZING%21
ZING! SCORE 80
Does+I+gots+sumthin+in+mah+teef%3F
Does I gots sumthin in mah teef? SCORE 155
No%2C+no+you+cant.
No, no you cant. SCORE 166
Garbage+Palin+Kid.
Garbage Palin Kid. SCORE 183
These+aren%26%238217%3Bt+the+droids+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. SCORE 205
Nyan+cat%3A+The+beginning.
Nyan cat: The beginning. SCORE 131
Please+stop%26%238230%3B
Please stop… SCORE 376
Me+too.
Me too. SCORE 320
Thank+you+Durex.
Thank you Durex. SCORE 175
Silly+grass.
Silly grass. SCORE 241
Nostalgia.
Nostalgia. SCORE 298
Silly+Canadians.
Silly Canadians. SCORE 201
You%26%238217%3Bre+in+my+inappropriate+thoughts%26%238230%3B
You’re in my inappropriate thoughts… SCORE 194
When+lizards+attack.
When lizards attack. SCORE 144
The+sad+moment+when%26%238230%3B
The sad moment when… SCORE 348
Why+people+riot.
Why people riot. SCORE 276
Advice.
Advice. SCORE 171
Ron%3F%21
Ron?! SCORE 220
Car+alarms.
Car alarms. SCORE 182
Silly+camel.
Silly camel. SCORE 140
Explain+midgets.
Explain midgets. SCORE 81
Truth.
Truth. SCORE 145
Advice.
Advice. SCORE 167
Women+are+confusing.
Women are confusing. SCORE 191
How+to+infuriate+someone.
How to infuriate someone. SCORE 259
You%2C+right+now.
You, right now. SCORE 197
Coincidence%3F
Coincidence? SCORE 191
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
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He+sees+when+you%26%238217%3Bve+been+drinking%2C+he+knows+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+.08
He sees when you’ve been drinking, he knows when you’re .08 SCORE 117
Instead+of+phoning+in+a+noise+complaint+to+our+party%2C+comes+over+with+a+case%2C+is+the+life+of+the+party+and+stays+behind+to+help+clean+up.
Instead of phoning in a noise complaint to our party, comes over with a case, is the life of the party and stays behind to help clean up. SCORE 93
I+should+buy+10+then%21
I should buy 10 then! SCORE 93
My+respect%2C+sir%21
My respect, sir! SCORE 96
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 47
My+co-worker+told+me+I+had+no+holiday+spirit+so+I+wrapped+him+a+gift.
My co-worker told me I had no holiday spirit so I wrapped him a gift. SCORE 96
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