Cookies. Not even once. SCORE 147
You make a compelling point. SCORE 169
The human bicycle. SCORE 243
If I fits, I sits. SCORE 150
When people wear confusing costumes for halloween. SCORE 150
Police fail. SCORE 220
The venus flyyyy trap. SCORE 122
Then I was born. SCORE 240
They killed Kenny, again… SCORE 154
Like a little boss. SCORE 38
Whenever the Internet dies. SCORE 46
When I come home from college for the holidays. SCORE 98
Cats are jerks. SCORE 115
Wouldn’t we all do this for pizza?! SCORE 7
Ultimate fan SCORE 157
So called “Trader” Joe’s… SCORE 175
Trust me, I’m a firefighter. SCORE 109
Rawr SCORE -5
LSHMSFOAIDMT XD SCORE 6
Zombie pumpkins. SCORE 89
Nursing homes in 30 years. SCORE 128
Whenever I hear my name, but I can’t tell from where. SCORE 113
How to troll your dad. SCORE 178
The original Freudian Slip. SCORE 102
I’m rubber and you’re glue. SCORE 71
A zombie Charlie Brown Halloween. SCORE 53
How to teach English literature. SCORE 93
I like big books & I cannot lie. SCORE 181
Anatomy of a cast. SCORE 130
How ADHD works. SCORE 179
Seems legit. SCORE 224
Haven’t you heard of catfish? SCORE 68
