I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Brofish SCORE 75
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
I am the lion now SCORE 80
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 67
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
I am hopeful SCORE 55
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
I didn’t think of that… SCORE 71
Coachella SCORE 55
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Disappointment SCORE 50
2meirl4meirl SCORE 64
Dog Tricks People Into Playing Fetch SCORE 88
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108