Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Like a… SCORE 601
Zorro to the rescue! SCORE 950
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
White people problems. SCORE 237
Uhhh… SCORE 721
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Heaven. SCORE 937
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. SCORE 1208
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Tumblr vs Facebook. SCORE 599
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Oh. SCORE 1232
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Seven hours. SCORE 495
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 522
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1416
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Sometimes. SCORE 913
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394