Buckle up… SCORE 16
My cheesecake cracked into a Pi. SCORE 22
Jalapeño flavored M SCORE 11
Ode to the parent. SCORE 26
The Snitch is breakfast. SCORE 24
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
Doughnuts on the side, probably. SCORE 24
Weaponized airbags OR This airbag succulents. SCORE 13
It’s all about frozen this year… SCORE 18
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Passion is passion, whoever you are. SCORE 26
He’s so proud of his new job making meownimum wage. SCORE 30
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
The Bees, please… SCORE 18
Harry Potter Was Christian SCORE 22
Get ya’ head out the gutter. SCORE 21
Utah Transit Authority sign on a train SCORE 19
Touch the butt! SCORE 28
G’day, Paul. SCORE 22
Dick The Halls With Boughs Of Holly… SCORE 20
There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23
I did it! SCORE 17
Feel everything, occaisionally. SCORE 19
ANGST SCORE 18
Cousin of Crentist the Dentist. SCORE 21
Stolen valor… SCORE 23
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
High tech snac SCORE 7
In Mexico, crosswalk man has a hat and a dog SCORE 19
HJÖNK SCORE 23
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
