Waitress complimented my shirt SCORE 95
surprise friendish. SCORE 48
My dating life in a nutshell… SCORE 49
A tadpole of gigantic proportions. BEHOLD SCORE 45
Mari lwyd SCORE 39
1992 Trump seems perfectly pleasant. SCORE 50
Girls and boys given bandanas with no instructions. SCORE 79
Faceswapping has consequences. SCORE 57
Peel SCORE 17
My whole life has been a lie. SCORE 37
When you got your gift 2 weeks after Christmas. SCORE 70
the joys of being single. SCORE 112
I regret this completely SCORE 58
Everything was a mistake SCORE 43
Grass under a microscope is so happy. SCORE 69
Cold as ❄❄❄ SCORE 93
the first diving suit, circa 1911 SCORE 55
Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water SCORE 46
I think they’re lovely…. SCORE 80
HDMI kids won’t understand. SCORE 91
Leaf with its last living vein. SCORE 73
That one time my dad met MC Hammer At Outback in 2004 SCORE 57
Spongebob agrees. SCORE 86
Smile SCORE 56
I mean he’s not wrong… SCORE 85
The Silver Snipers are a CS:GO team in Sweden where the youngest member is 62 and the oldest 81. SCORE 104
I’m glad he still has his sense of humor SCORE 47
Resume tips for social media addicts SCORE 102
Great idea in theory, but sleep. SCORE 82
Kendrick = 3deep5me SCORE 40
Uhm, what are you doing? SCORE 64
Basketball found floating off Dorset, UK, covered in goose barnacles SCORE 73