this is why i drink SCORE 29
definitely a dog SCORE 46
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i’m canceling SCORE 9
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
back to bed! SCORE 19
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
clever SCORE 29
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
english burn SCORE 27
i always spill SCORE 17
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
an impossible task SCORE 20
i have layers SCORE 33
who’s in? SCORE 34
they get huge SCORE 22
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
call the fire department SCORE 4
