I’d live here. SCORE 225
jabba the cat SCORE 4
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
Human stahp SCORE 0
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
Would not bang SCORE -13
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -27
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
Feeling down? SCORE 104
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
I do this. SCORE 237
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Now what? SCORE 174
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Soon! SCORE 132
duckface SCORE -9
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
bender logic SCORE 8
Coincidence? SCORE 87
what obama looks like SCORE -10
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
