30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
I do this all too often SCORE 81
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Adulthood SCORE 111
Admiration SCORE 80
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Full time savage SCORE 71
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
A damn fool SCORE 65
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
Who else does this? SCORE 112
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
All of these are true SCORE 178
We the people SCORE 112
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
