you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
til death do us part SCORE 23
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
not a high success rate SCORE 25
glucose guardian SCORE 12
puzzling SCORE 18
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
boom SCORE 12
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
enter my what now? SCORE 27
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
therapy burn SCORE 29
dreams are fun SCORE 28
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
one is never an option SCORE 11
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
