Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
Shred the evidence… SCORE 32
Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
And my axe. SCORE 55
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 35
When whales fly… SCORE 30
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 34
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
I don’t see the problem. SCORE 39
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
The Promening. SCORE 49
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
