Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 42
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 44
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 48
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 45
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
Define Latte… SCORE 40
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
*risky click* SCORE 32
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 44
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
The many faced god? SCORE 36
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
