Surprise! SCORE 187
Choose carefully. SCORE 171
Accurate. SCORE 195
The phenomenon of Wal-Mart. SCORE 149
The truth about college. SCORE 160
Jack pot! SCORE 46
Call me a pessimist… SCORE 113
If Seinfeld existed today. SCORE 103
Accurate. SCORE 133
The Good. The Bad. The Grumpy. SCORE 87
Yes, this is snowman. SCORE 82
In a parallel universe. SCORE 43
Care Bear for life! SCORE 123
You’re short. SCORE 253
Accurate. SCORE 62
I got this. SCORE 275
Accurate. SCORE 207
Touché Google, touché. SCORE 204
It’s alive bedding. SCORE 80
Poor Stanley. SCORE 162
Never! SCORE 107
Tonight we ride! SCORE 213
A cat’s life. SCORE 180
Feeling Pretty SCORE 8
Just picking up the Christmas tree. SCORE 160
A quick guide to Southern grammar. SCORE 213
Scumbag brain. SCORE 202
Cuddles. SCORE 121
I’ve already given a “Like.” SCORE 104
The Jersey Shire. SCORE 186
Emperor Grumpy Cat Palpatine. SCORE 84
My side burns wish you a Merry Christmas. SCORE 97
