America is so progressive SCORE 78
Adulthood SCORE 111
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
Admiration SCORE 80
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 197
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
All of these are true SCORE 178
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
Leo gets it SCORE 164
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
A damn fool SCORE 65
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
We the people SCORE 112
Full time savage SCORE 71
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Who else does this? SCORE 112
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
I do this all too often SCORE 81
