I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
No. SCORE 88
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
BURN! SCORE 233
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 174
Drama! SCORE 172
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Puppy! SCORE 107
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
40 years later. SCORE 121
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Every time. SCORE 123
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
China vs Germany SCORE 295
How the internet works. SCORE 181